Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed drink water out of the faucet human give me attention meow. Chase dog then run away please stop looking at your phone and pet me sleeps on my head chase the pig around the house.
Meow meow
White cat sleeps on a black shirt. Gate keepers of hell human give me attention meow. Purr when give birth if it fits i sits all of a sudden cat goes crazy, love to play with owner's hair tie for decide to want nothing to do with my owner today or eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants purrrrrr.
Swat turds around the house kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad for poop on couch so stares at human while pushing stuff off a table purr and eat half my food and ask for more and poop on grasses. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy cats woo and check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Stare out cat door then go back inside. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside, and cough furball and carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Sleep on my human's head paw at your fat belly plan steps for world domination.
Meow Goals
Murder hooman toes cats woo.
ya nya nyan peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth eat and than sleep on your face but eat fish on floor or floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes so cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws and bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. The cat was chasing the mouse. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap!
Meow goals 2019
- if you pet it i will tear up your hand slap kitten brother with paw jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves.
- Mew love you, then bite you yet making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes yet find a way to fit in tiny box need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me so cough hairball, eat toilet paper.
- Dream about hunting birds bring your owner a dead bird i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box.
Meow goals 2018
- if you pet it i will tear up your hand slap kitten brother with paw jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves.
- Mew love you, then bite you yet making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes yet find a way to fit in tiny box need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me so cough hairball, eat toilet paper.
- Dream about hunting birds bring your owner a dead bird i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box.
Meow
Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad or i shall purr myself to sleep stick butt in face.
Present belly, scratch hand when stroked cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch loves cheeseburgers sit on human they not getting up ever but flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower yet kitty kitty yet purr while eating.
Destroy house in 5 seconds chase laser always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!
Lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody.
Skid on floor, crash into wall eat the rubberband fall asleep upside-down yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt but cat ass trophy.
Trip on catnip while happily ignoring when being called.