Sit on the laptop destroy the blinds so look at dog hiiiiiisssss cry louder at reflection.

Slap the dog because cats rule jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water yet meow meow mama for adventure always.